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'Let's see...we've taken you off smoking, drinking and rich food. What else do you enjoy?'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

But is it organic?

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Pasta

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Dieting Motivation.

'Diet considerations.'

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

'Trade you lunches?'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

Complex Carbs

Isaac Newton discovered gravity and his neighbour Wilbus discovered Apple Sauce.

"Would you like to try the Sculpt & Shred or Blast & Burn?"

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

'Your check? Certainly,sir -- would you like it itemized?'