Foodie Turned Healthy Pillows

'Let's see...we've taken you off smoking, drinking and rich food. What else do you enjoy?'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

But is it organic?

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Pasta

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Diet considerations.'

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

Dieting Motivation.

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

'Trade you lunches?'

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

Complex Carbs

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

"Would you like to try the Sculpt & Shred or Blast & Burn?"

Isaac Newton discovered gravity and his neighbour Wilbus discovered Apple Sauce.

Food that is good for you and food that is good for drug companies.