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Bounty Burger

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

But is it organic?

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Queen of Quinoa

"Is the MSG local?"

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Diet considerations.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'Trade you lunches?'

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"Tia Carmen, strawberries can lessen the risk of developing complications from diabetes!"

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

Healthy Eating Casualties

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.