Foodie Interested In Health Trends Gifts

Bounty Burger

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

But is it organic?

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Queen of Quinoa

"Is the MSG local?"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

'Diet considerations.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

'Trade you lunches?'

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

"Tia Carmen, strawberries can lessen the risk of developing complications from diabetes!"

Healthy Eating Casualties

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'