Health Food Trendsetter Gifts

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Raw food, after you leave for work.

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Queen of Quinoa

"Is the MSG local?"

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

Spontaneous Kombucha

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'Diet considerations.'

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

The Nihilist Deli.

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Too Skinny, Too Fat

"Albino broccoli mum!"

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

Friendly bacteria

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

Healthy Eating Casualties