Health Food Trendsetter Prints

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Raw food, after you leave for work.

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"Is the MSG local?"

Queen of Quinoa

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Spontaneous Kombucha

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

'Diet considerations.'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Too Skinny, Too Fat

The Nihilist Deli.

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"Albino broccoli mum!"

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

Healthy Eating Casualties

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."