Foodie In Transition Pillows

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"That's it. We’re toast."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

How about going easy on the carbs

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Advocado

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

Flying sauces.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'