Health-focused Foodie T-Shirts

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

But is it organic?

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Queen of Quinoa

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Spontaneous Kombucha

'What are you eating now?'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'Diet considerations.'

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

The Nihilist Deli.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"Albino broccoli mum!"