"But we already had sex."
Foodie With Benefits T-Shirts
Looking for a t-shirt that shares your foodie with benefits' fun spirit? These witty designs are perfect for casual days, food festivals, or just showing off their flavorful personality.
"Good For You / Bad For You"
"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."
But is it organic?
"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."
Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.
A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.
Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...
'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'
"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"
Queen of Quinoa
Pasta
The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.
"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."
Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving
Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.
'Diet considerations.'
"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."
'Let me at it! Let me see!!'
"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."
"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."
'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'
The Nihilist Deli.
'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'
'I would kill for a truffle.'
"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."
Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.
'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'
'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'
Attack of the 'health' foods
'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'
'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'
'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'
'Trade you lunches?'
"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."
Foodie With Benefits T-Shirts Collection
Foodie With Benefits Mugs
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Foodie With Benefits Pillows
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Foodie With Benefits Prints
Decorate their space with stylish, foodie-inspired prints—ideal for those who love to showcase their passion with a humorous twist.