Health Foodies T-Shirts

"If milk is such a nutritious body-building food, why does she have a body like that?"

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

Church of the Low-Carbs

"Your gold-cut oats, sire."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

But is it organic?

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Queen of Quinoa

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Spontaneous Kombucha

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

'Diet considerations.'

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'