Food Sociologist Gifts

Artichoke Activist

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"States of tofu"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

View to the Future

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

Surprise in the salad bowl

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"