Food Scientist Gifts

'She read the ingredients listed on the label.'

"Nothing's labeled. How are we supposed to know which fruit has been genetically engineered?"

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'The beef has been genetically modified to taste like a more expensive cut.'

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

'I know for a fact my grandma never used propylene glycol monoesters, polysorbates, sorbitan monostearate and di-glycerides.'

'Remember, the real lemon goes into the floor cleaner and the artificial lemon goes into the lemonade.'

Frank realized he needed to change his restaurant's name.

Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.

Size differences aside...it's that cheesy 'manufactured' smile that makes it so easy to pick a fruit fly on a GM diet!!

Have you got some E98 and E695 for 'Ma Traffords home baked apple pie'?

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"Artificial coloring, artificial flavoring, artificial glop, artificial slop, artificial this, artificial that..."

'I think we're telling them more than we have to.'

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

"It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free fange scientists."

'After 25 years of research we've concluded that you should just eat, drink and be merry.'

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

Grannys Country Kitchen

GM Scarecrow

"People are always whining about food labelling, but there's NOTHING that ANYONE with a reasonable chemistry degree and maybe a PhD in pharmacology wouldn't with a little effort, be able to understand....At least a little."

Peanut Butter Warning: Contains Peanuts.

The four stages of comprehensive food labelling

"If it's not genetically modified, I guess it can't do us any harm."

'Confound it - somebody put tuna in our mercury.'

'Apparently some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but some of the other additives cure it.'

Modern Foraging Techniques...

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

I can't believe it's not food!

'Do you remember when food had food in it?'