Food Science Geek Gifts

Is your favorite person a food science geek who loves mixing experiments with everyday cooking? Our collection offers witty, engaging products that showcase their nerdy passion for culinary science. From quirky mugs featuring lab-inspired designs to stylish t-shirts with fun food formulas, each item is crafted to delight and amuse. Whether they're a professional scientist, a passionate home cook, or a curious student, our gifts blend humor, creativity, and love for food science into every product, making their hobby or career even more enjoyable.

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Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.' mockup

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

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Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut. mockup

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

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'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..' mockup

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

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"States of tofu"

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"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified." mockup

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

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"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified." mockup

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

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"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing." mockup

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

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"I come here for the pepper."

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All Natural Nothing

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'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.' mockup

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

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"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here." mockup

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

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"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak." mockup

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

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"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich." mockup

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

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"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?" mockup

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

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GMOs: The Next Generation

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Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming? mockup

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

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"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!" mockup

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

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Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can. mockup

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

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'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.' mockup

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

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'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.' mockup

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

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Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club mockup

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

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A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

A dozen predictions for foods of the future. mockup

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

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'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.' mockup

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

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"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room." mockup

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

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"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories." mockup

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

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'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.' mockup

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

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'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

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Cheese Secret

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Fooling around with those genes...just keeps going.

Fooling around with those genes...just keeps going. mockup

Fooling around with those genes...just keeps going.

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"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

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"Well, he's a celebrity chef and the celebreties love his cooking."

"Well, he's a celebrity chef and the celebreties love his cooking." mockup

"Well, he's a celebrity chef and the celebreties love his cooking."

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"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip." mockup

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

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For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks. mockup

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

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"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?" mockup

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

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Food Science Geek Gifts Collection

Food Science Geek Mugs

Explore our collection of food science geek mugs packed with clever designs and science-inspired humor—perfect for daily use or gifting.

Food Science Geek Pillows

Brighten their space with food science pillows featuring fun, witty designs—great as gifts or personal treats for science-loving foodies.

Food Science Geek Prints

Bring science and food together with our colorful prints, showcasing scientific food formulas and humorous food science jokes—ideal for any enthusiast.

Food Science Geek T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that combine food science wit and style, ideal for any nerdy chef or foodie scientist in your life.