Food Sociologist Mugs

Artichoke Activist

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"States of tofu"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

View to the Future

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Surprise in the salad bowl

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"