Food Philosopher Mugs

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

"Once upon a time, there was a frozen pizza, and inside the pizza some very bad monsters lived. Their names were refined white flour, reconstituted tomato, and processed cheese. But the worst monster of all was called pepperoni!"

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

"We aren't so different, you and I. But, for whatever reason, you're a common breakfast snack, and I'm a delectable treat, revered the world over and reserved for special occasions. Helluva world, brother! Just glad I'm not in your paper sleeve."

'I'm sorry, but you can't take the leftovers home. They're all newly-patented items, and cannot leave the premises.'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

"I love cheeseburgers more than I hate being fat."

"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

'I am not overweight. I'm gravity enhanced.'

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

Regular ground beef, irregular ground beef.

"Soup du jour..." - "Soup du Siecle"

A boy and a girl having a meal with their nurse

'It's radical but it just might work!'

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

'Give me some meat-like substance on some wheat-like substance with a side of deep-fried starch sticks and a small carbonated, flavoured liquid sugar!'

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean, and so between the two of them they presented quite an array of nutritional deficiencies.'

"I feel I've made some bad food choices."

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

"Mama and I fixed a lovely dinner. I used the right side of my brain, and she used the left side of her brain."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"The guy has three sesame seeds and six poppyseeds and he thinks he can call himself an everything bagel."

“Children hate me.”

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"I'm an 'ethical' carnivore'. Were any of those cows assholes?"

Everything and nothing bagel.

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