Food Safety Awareness Pillows

Today's 'Are You Feelin' Lucky' special is all you can eat raw oysters.

A young Don King

You Are Here

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

No Immediate Danger

Honest Vending

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Kitchen Kapers

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Noah's life jacket demonstration

HELLth Food Sprouts

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Please don't kill me."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"I'm going in."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"The penicillin looks good."