Food Safety Enthusiasts Pillows

'It's never been irradiated, and it never will be.'

GM foods

"Did you check the milk? I don't wanna get mad cow milk!"

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Honest Vending

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Kitchen Kapers

HELLth Food Sprouts

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Please don't kill me."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"The penicillin looks good."

"I'm going in."

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

Frankenfish

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Our Troubled Chowders