Food Safety Geek Pillows

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Kitchen Kapers

Honest Vending

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

HELLth Food Sprouts

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Please don't kill me."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"I'm going in."

"The penicillin looks good."

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

Frankenfish

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."