Food Safety Awareness T-Shirts

Today's 'Are You Feelin' Lucky' special is all you can eat raw oysters.

A young Don King

You Are Here

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Kitchen Kapers

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Honest Vending

No Immediate Danger

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Noah's life jacket demonstration

HELLth Food Sprouts

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Please don't kill me."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"I'm going in."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Wall Street...

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"The penicillin looks good."

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'