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'Is the homework gluten free?'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"This increase in lactose-intolerant people is good for us: We can sell more milk..."

"Yeah, and what's it to you if I am gluten free?"

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

The Nihilist Deli.

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

Gluten-free Santa

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"Happy Birthday, dear! It's gluten-free, lactose-free and sugar-free."

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

'Why didn't you say you were Lactose intolerant in the first place?'

"Are there nuts in this?"

'Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is perfect for them.'

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

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"It's the gluten-free edition."

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."