Food Allergy Awareness Prints

'Is the homework gluten free?'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"This increase in lactose-intolerant people is good for us: We can sell more milk..."

"Yeah, and what's it to you if I am gluten free?"

"Umm ... I'm allergic to milk but not cabernet."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

The Nihilist Deli.

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

Gluten-free Santa

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

"Happy Birthday, dear! It's gluten-free, lactose-free and sugar-free."

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"Are there nuts in this?"

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'Why didn't you say you were Lactose intolerant in the first place?'

Gluten-Free Church

"It's the gluten-free edition."