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"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Make a lot of money."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

Lemonade Inc.

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'Dog eat dog.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"So...do you have a job now?"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Newspaper suicide.

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'You've been killing files again.'

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Savory Types

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

'Get me public relations!'

"Well so much for our policy of putting the customer second!"

'We're e-bankrupt.'