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Cattle barons for world domination.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Newspaper suicide.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Greed.

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Counting my Bonus...

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Culinary surgery.

The Personal ATM

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'You've been killing files again.'

'Get me public relations!'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

Lemonade without borders.

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."