Merger Mogul T-Shirts

Get them a t-shirt that speaks their language—sharp, clever, and full of entrepreneurial spirit. Ideal for dressing down or making a statement, these tees are a fun tribute to merger moguls.

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'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.' mockup

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

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"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!" mockup

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

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"It's just a little memento from a company we bought and cannibalized a few years ago!"

"It's just a little memento from a company we bought and cannibalized a few years ago!" mockup

"It's just a little memento from a company we bought and cannibalized a few years ago!"

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"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company." mockup

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

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Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you. mockup

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

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'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!' mockup

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

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Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company? mockup

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

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'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.' mockup

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

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LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!' mockup

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

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'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...' mockup

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

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"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison." mockup

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

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'Call the boss! We're in trouble!' mockup

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

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'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.' mockup

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

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'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .' mockup

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

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'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.' mockup

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

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'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?' mockup

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

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'Dog eat dog.'

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'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!' mockup

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

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'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.' mockup

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

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"What's on my schedule today, Fred?" mockup

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

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"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!" mockup

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

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'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

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Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world mockup

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

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Greed.

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Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk. mockup

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

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"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company." mockup

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

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'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.' mockup

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

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'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!' mockup

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

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Counting my Bonus...

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Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!' mockup

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

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'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!' mockup

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

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The Personal ATM

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Savory Types

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Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt. mockup

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

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"Well so much for our policy of putting the customer second!"

"Well so much for our policy of putting the customer second!" mockup

"Well so much for our policy of putting the customer second!"

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