Food Metaphor Enthusiast Gifts

Looking for a gift for your food metaphor enthusiast? Delight them with cleverly designed products that playfully celebrate their love for food-based analogies. From mugs to artwork, find gifts that resonate with their fun, creative spirit and passion for tasty comparisons.

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'My workload feels like a lasagna: last week's work, layered on the previous week's work, all layered on this week's workload.'

'My workload feels like a lasagna: last week's work, layered on the previous week's work, all layered on this week's workload.' mockup

'My workload feels like a lasagna: last week's work, layered on the previous week's work, all layered on this week's workload.'

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'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.' mockup

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

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'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?' mockup

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

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"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?" mockup

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

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"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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Lockdown casserole

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"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread." mockup

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

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Better Not Squash.

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Surprise in the salad bowl

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Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

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"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds." mockup

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

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'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.' mockup

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

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"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

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"Is it free-range?"

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"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

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"A little lamb please."

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"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber." mockup

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

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'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?' mockup

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

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"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks." mockup

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

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Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip. mockup

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

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"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes." mockup

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

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"Here's the pub-grub you ordered" mockup

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

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"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING." mockup

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

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"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!" mockup

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

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What's the antidote for wheat germ? mockup

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

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'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken). mockup

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

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"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus." mockup

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

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Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe? mockup

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

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I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash. mockup

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

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'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.' mockup

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

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Murderous Chef

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"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..." mockup

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

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Adam and Eve - Food scares

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Food Metaphor Enthusiast Gifts Collection

Food Metaphor Enthusiast Mugs

Explore our range of mugs featuring clever food metaphors—perfect for anyone who loves their drinks with a dash of humor.

Food Metaphor Enthusiast Pillows

Discover our pillows decorated with amusing food metaphors—bring fun and comfort to any room.

Food Metaphor Enthusiast Prints

Browse our art prints showcasing clever food analogies—add personality and humor to their space.

Food Metaphor Enthusiast T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts adorned with witty food-related analogies—ideal for expressing their creative side.