Food Metaphor Enthusiast Pillows

'My workload feels like a lasagna: last week's work, layered on the previous week's work, all layered on this week's workload.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Lockdown casserole

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Better Not Squash.

Surprise in the salad bowl

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"Is it free-range?"

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

"A little lamb please."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

Murderous Chef

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

Adam and Eve - Food scares