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'My workload feels like a lasagna: last week's work, layered on the previous week's work, all layered on this week's workload.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lockdown casserole

Better Not Squash.

Surprise in the salad bowl

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"Is it free-range?"

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"A little lamb please."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

Adam and Eve - Food scares

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?

Octopi a la mode.

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?