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'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'

"Nation-building never works."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Carpe pizza"

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"A votre sante!"

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

'YAY! PATE!'

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

'So push has come to shove...'

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'

Great Moments in Culinary History.

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

Metaphors.

Two plugged in lovers try to reach each other, and in doing so, become unplugged.

Beard helper

Microwave - 'Table 19 sends compliments to the chef!'