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Beef Stew Marriage - He Beefs, She Stews.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

Counting ribs

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Domestic Goddess.

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"States of tofu"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Ice Cream Surgeon

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

La Table

Soup of the month.

6 Brothers Falafel

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'