Food Industry Insider Gifts

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

'Well, SURE our customers want more nutritional information, but what about OUR privacy?'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

'The global economy supplies basic tools. A lot of us get the axe.'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

'The music business.'

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

'We've decided to call off our go-slow.'

Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

"I guess the German takeover was successful."

Something Grown Something Shot.

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

'Getting above yourself for a short order cook, aren't you?'