Food Industry Insider Prints

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

'Well, SURE our customers want more nutritional information, but what about OUR privacy?'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Supermarket Merge

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

NDAs for non VIPs

'The global economy supplies basic tools. A lot of us get the axe.'

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

'The music business.'

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'

Loyd Grossman

'We've decided to call off our go-slow.'

Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

The Unbearableness of Being Inanimate

Red Square. He's an important man, the caviar chief for the whole country. I still think he could have laughed when I call him the "Sturgeon General." I (heart) Moscow.

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

"I guess the German takeover was successful."