Folding Fan Gifts

Folding Bike.

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Bring your own inflatable.

"I love you, you big fool."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"How soon will this be a remnant

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Arts and crafts

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

How would Madam like to pay?

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

'arrrgh! home haircut disaster.'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'What kind of...'

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

Quilting Bee.

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Home Improvement Programme - "I'm afraid your teenage son will have to go."

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."