Convertible Fan Gifts

Direct injection.

'I think the new convertible is because they're going through a mid-life Pisces.'

Soft-tops.

'You said you liked red cars.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"You've changed."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Humans are 100% recyclable.

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"The court granted me a new identity!"

Scientists building a tower

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

Tarzan mobile phone

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

Step aerobics

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'It's either this or a heart attack!'