Folding Fan Pillows

Folding Bike.

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Bring your own inflatable.

"I love you, you big fool."

"How soon will this be a remnant

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Arts and crafts

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

How would Madam like to pay?

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

'arrrgh! home haircut disaster.'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'What kind of...'

Quilting Bee.

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Home Improvement Programme - "I'm afraid your teenage son will have to go."

"We've townsized."

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."