Stackable Home Fan Pillows

"Buy a bunch of these tiny houses. When you need something bigger, they're stackable!"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

The bulb family leaves for vacation

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

Oh, yeah, we love having a walk-out basement.

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Self-assembly nest

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

Rep-Tiles.

"Don't forget to read the assembly details before you start."

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

'the emergence of an era Household appliances now proven to be smarter than the average family"

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'