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'Our cloud team was working on a big-data project and got stuck in a patch of fog.'

Heavy Fog. Signs in Braille For Next Mile.

Airlines

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Which one is named after me?'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Dog on a plane.

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

There's a strange mist over my food. You never heard of pea soup fog?

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

"Still snow!"