Fog Navigator Pillows

'Our cloud team was working on a big-data project and got stuck in a patch of fog.'

Heavy Fog. Signs in Braille For Next Mile.

Airlines

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Which one is named after me?'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Dog on a plane.

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

"Still snow!"

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'