Fog Explorer Pillows

'...Aye lad, the fog that comes off this river is so bad, even the local road signs are in Braille.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

ET Mishap

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"I love this time of day."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Too much cilantro

Beaver tower

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

I love Cannelloni

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Baby squirrel & Berries

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

When clowns are hunting.

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

Moon: Made in China

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

You're a workaholic, Jan.

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'