Fog Explorer Prints

'...Aye lad, the fog that comes off this river is so bad, even the local road signs are in Braille.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

ET Mishap

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"I love this time of day."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Too much cilantro

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

I love Cannelloni

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

When clowns are hunting.

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

Baby squirrel & Berries

Moon: Made in China

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'