Fog Aficionado Prints

A bigamist is an Italian fog.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

The World Wide Web.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'I'm on my way!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"And would you like flies with that?"

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

UFO Shelter

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

A termite practical joke.

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

'I take it you've never used an air taxi before.'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'