Fog Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I have a feeling we're walking in circles..." "I'm sure we're not! It's only the fog that looks the same everywhere..."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'I admire your floatibility.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

You must be this tall.

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Birds Following Witch.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"And would you like flies with that?"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Leap Frog

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'As for myself, I never thought I was that interesting.'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"Guys, can you be quiet for a minute please: I'm on a call!"

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

'Here comes the in-flight meal.'