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Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Which one is named after me?'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

"Mush on."

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Pollution.

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

Air freshener - pollution.

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

The Finger.

Cars.

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

Road Construction.

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

Environmental danger.

"This cozy area between the smog and the sea is quite livable."

Fume detector

Air Bill

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

Oil Rig with a giant plug.

"I find that incessant barking eases the pain."