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He doesn't believe we're making any money unless plant five is polluting the atmosphere.

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

Canadian wildfires

Warning.

You are here.

The cost of smoking

"Great neighborhood. You're only minutes away from a yoga studio."

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'

You've developed a seasonal allergy. Go get this prescription filled and DO NOT stop to smell the flowers!

"We're in for a real treat tonight. Freddy's preparing his blackened swordfish."

City Pollution

'As a matter of fact, he quit smoking three years ago.'

"Dinner isn't ready yet. I haven't heard the smoke alarm go off."

'Looks like Mom is making the chicken extra-crispy again.'

"They have very strict anti-pollution laws in this state."

Another dramatic moment ruined by seasonal allergies.

'What do you mean you don't like to chase cars? how can you resist the noise, the danger, the smell of exhaust fumes?'

Your building is being damaged by the passive smoke from other buildings in the area.

Get Your Butt Home

'I hate it when the pollen count's high!'

"For what we were about to receive has been postponed."

Fresh Air Supply

Man lighting up in offices of ASH, saying 'Do you mind if I smoke?'

'Since I'm not old enough to smoke, I thought I'd stand here and inhale. I read that the effects of slash burns are as harmful as cigarettes.'

'Arrest that man, officer. His clothes simply reek of cigarette smoke.'

'I think I know how the robbers got in. Someone forgot to lock the doggy door.'

'Sorry, Clark, but you know the rules on smoking in this carpool.'

Greenies - Eat my carbon!

Men and women racing to get to work, while a tramp stands in the middle, contentedly smelling a flower.