Flying In Style Gifts

"I assure you sir, this bag is used exclusively for first-class trash."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Recalculating route..."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Dog on a plane.

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

Basic economy

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

Trampoline Balance

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

'Well, we just became unspectacular.'

Man on a flying machine amongst a flock of birds.

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

"She's a lover, not a fighter."

Boris Bike

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

Mile high skydivers

Book worm.

Around the World By Balloon.

"We seem to be out of gas. I'm outa here! See you on the ground."

"This martini in canonical."

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'Oh no! It's the flying gardener.'

Flying School.