Flying In Style Gifts

"I assure you sir, this bag is used exclusively for first-class trash."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Recalculating route..."

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Dog on a plane.

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

Basic economy

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

Trampoline Balance

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

Hoody Woodpecker.

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

'Well, we just became unspectacular.'

Man on a flying machine amongst a flock of birds.

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

Mile high skydivers

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

"She's a lover, not a fighter."

Boris Bike

Book worm.

I don't care

Around the World By Balloon.

"We seem to be out of gas. I'm outa here! See you on the ground."

"This martini in canonical."

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'Oh no! It's the flying gardener.'

Flying School.