Aviation Fashionista Gifts

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

The New Business Power Suit

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

Cat tail etiquette.

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

Greece

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

"She's a lover, not a fighter."

Football haircuts.

The circular nature of running wear.

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

After the takeover - The makeover

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'I want a transfer-I'm fed up wearing this same outfit week after week!'

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

I suggest you get a new chairman.

"I shelled out five grand for this suit, so I'm wearing it whenever I want."

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."

"The outfit is just for show, I mostly just text."