Flower Skeptic Gifts

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

'Thank you very much, but they don't want it inside. The deceased is allergic to flowers.'

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Social distancing

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Doing the borders.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Bee flying to another flower.

Dog in Daisys

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Labor Day Flowers

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Botany Baby!

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Valentine Day

Gardening#2

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'In Love'

The wife whisperer.

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Romance