Skeptical Botanist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the skeptical botanist in your life? These thoughtfully designed items blend botanical beauty with a touch of wit, celebrating curiosity and scientific inquiry. Ideal for plant lovers who enjoy a good laugh and a skeptical perspective on nature, our collection offers something unique for every nature enthusiast with a inquisitive mind. Whether they’re in the garden or studying leaves, these gifts embody their passion for science, skepticism, and all things green.

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'Like I told you yesterday, I think this is a bunch of nonsense.'

'Like I told you yesterday, I think this is a bunch of nonsense.' mockup

'Like I told you yesterday, I think this is a bunch of nonsense.'

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'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.'' mockup

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

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Something Wilted This Way Comes.

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'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!' mockup

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

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"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion." mockup

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

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'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.' mockup

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

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'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.' mockup

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

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"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere." mockup

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

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"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

"Can you believe we walked right past security?" mockup

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

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"Eating the poinsettia didn't make him sick. It was the three pounds of potting soil."

"Eating the poinsettia didn't make him sick. It was the three pounds of potting soil." mockup

"Eating the poinsettia didn't make him sick. It was the three pounds of potting soil."

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'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.' mockup

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

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"The scientists never stopped to ask if they should - only if they could."

"The scientists never stopped to ask if they should - only if they could." mockup

"The scientists never stopped to ask if they should - only if they could."

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Escaping Flowers

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"Of course our products are absolutely safe!

"Of course our products are absolutely safe! mockup

"Of course our products are absolutely safe!

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"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture." mockup

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

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"You should start taking probiotics now, before we discover that they don't make any difference."

"You should start taking probiotics now, before we discover that they don't make any difference." mockup

"You should start taking probiotics now, before we discover that they don't make any difference."

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Talk to your plants - but never enter a suicide pact with one.

Talk to your plants - but never enter a suicide pact with one. mockup

Talk to your plants - but never enter a suicide pact with one.

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'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

'Better than looking at four walls is here.' mockup

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

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"...Father Gill would not accept that whistling could not be a substitute for water."

"...Father Gill would not accept that whistling could not be a substitute for water." mockup

"...Father Gill would not accept that whistling could not be a substitute for water."

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"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it." mockup

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

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Will Work for Manure

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Clown Gardening

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"They say statins don't work but they must be doing something, I've never felt so lousy in my life!"

"They say statins don't work but they must be doing something, I've never felt so lousy in my life!" mockup

"They say statins don't work but they must be doing something, I've never felt so lousy in my life!"

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'Thank you very much, but they don't want it inside. The deceased is allergic to flowers.'

'Thank you very much, but they don't want it inside. The deceased is allergic to flowers.' mockup

'Thank you very much, but they don't want it inside. The deceased is allergic to flowers.'

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"Dad got tired of reading those scare stories - now he sits there all day, photosynthesizes, and grows his own!"

"Dad got tired of reading those scare stories - now he sits there all day, photosynthesizes, and grows his own!" mockup

"Dad got tired of reading those scare stories - now he sits there all day, photosynthesizes, and grows his own!"

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"The plural of 'anecdote' is not 'data'."

"The plural of 'anecdote' is not 'data'." mockup

"The plural of 'anecdote' is not 'data'."

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Pumping up a cactus

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'We offer you a free computer, free internet, no ads on your screen and $10,000 cash if you can figure out the hook.'

'We offer you a free computer, free internet, no ads on your screen and $10,000 cash if you can figure out the hook.' mockup

'We offer you a free computer, free internet, no ads on your screen and $10,000 cash if you can figure out the hook.'

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'Just because I don't have a green thumb doesn't mean I'm not a great MD'

'Just because I don't have a green thumb doesn't mean I'm not a great MD' mockup

'Just because I don't have a green thumb doesn't mean I'm not a great MD'

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'If you pretend to water these fake flowers they'll last longer.'

'If you pretend to water these fake flowers they'll last longer.' mockup

'If you pretend to water these fake flowers they'll last longer.'

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"Thanks for taking care of my plant. You really don't need a 'green thumb', she isn't picky."

"Thanks for taking care of my plant. You really don't need a 'green thumb', she isn't picky." mockup

"Thanks for taking care of my plant. You really don't need a 'green thumb', she isn't picky."

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Members of the flat earth society would holiday...but never too far from home.

Members of the flat earth society would holiday...but never too far from home. mockup

Members of the flat earth society would holiday...but never too far from home.

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Skeptical Botanist Gifts Collection

Skeptical Botanist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for skeptical botanists—perfect for sipping science and skepticism with every morning brew.

Skeptical Botanist Pillows

Bring humor and botanical beauty into their space with pillows that feature witty, plant-inspired designs—perfect for any skeptical plant enthusiast.

Skeptical Botanist Prints

Decorate with thought-provoking and humorous botanical prints—an excellent gift for the curious and skeptical nature lover.

Skeptical Botanist T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts crafted for the inquisitive and plant-loving soul—ideal for skeptical botanists with a sense of style and humor.