"It's nice to stop and smell the roses, but with your allergies, keep going and Google them."
Flower Enthusiast In Denial Gifts
Looking for a playful gift for the flower enthusiast in denial? Our range combines floral fascination with a dash of wit, perfect for anyone who adores blooms but keeps their garden dreams in check. Celebrate their love of flowers with humorous mugs, tees, pillows, and prints that speak to their playful, flower-loving side—without taking it too seriously.
So Close..
'Make sure you pretend to water it.'
"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"
Social distancing
Doing the borders.
'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'
"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."
Rose Garden
"No! I want to live! I want to live!"
Garden Goddess.
'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'
Bee flying to another flower.
We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!
"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."
Labor Day Flowers
Dog in Daisys
"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."
Botany Baby!
"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"
"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."
Bees SOS
Gardening Terms: Black Spot
'In Love'
The wife whisperer.
'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'
Valentine Day
Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'
'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!
Gardening#2
'That plant food really works!'
'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'
"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"
Romance
'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'
Flower Enthusiast In Denial Gifts Collection
Flower Enthusiast In Denial Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that humorously celebrate flower lovers in denial—perfect for their morning coffee or tea with a side of wit.
Flower Enthusiast In Denial Pillows
Add a touch of humor and floral flair to their space with pillows designed for the secretly flower-loving soul.
Flower Enthusiast In Denial Prints
Bring a smile to their face with art prints that playfully showcase their floral fascination—ideal for brightening any room.
Flower Enthusiast In Denial T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for the flower enthusiast in denial—fun, floral, and fabulously humorous to wear anywhere.