Flower Skeptic Mugs

Start their day with a smile using our flower skeptic mugs—featuring witty quotes and playful designs that put their botanical doubts front and center.

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'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

'Better than looking at four walls is here.' mockup

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

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'Thank you very much, but they don't want it inside. The deceased is allergic to flowers.'

'Thank you very much, but they don't want it inside. The deceased is allergic to flowers.' mockup

'Thank you very much, but they don't want it inside. The deceased is allergic to flowers.'

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'Make sure you pretend to water it.' mockup

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

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So Close..

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Social distancing

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Doing the borders.

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"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?" mockup

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

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"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden." mockup

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

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Rose Garden

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"No! I want to live! I want to live!" mockup

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

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Garden Goddess.

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Bee flying to another flower.

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We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING! mockup

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

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Dog in Daisys

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"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while." mockup

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

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Labor Day Flowers

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"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls." mockup

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

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Botany Baby!

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"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?" mockup

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

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'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.' mockup

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

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Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

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