'Hmph! Cheap flowers.'
Flower Snob Mugs
Start their day with a smile using our flower snob mugs, featuring witty and stylish designs that reflect their floral obsession—an ideal gift for floral lovers who enjoy a touch of humor.
The Busy Gardener
So Close..
'Make sure you pretend to water it.'
Doing the borders.
Social distancing
"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"
'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'
"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."
Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'
Rose Garden
"No! I want to live! I want to live!"
Garden Goddess.
'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'
We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!
Bee flying to another flower.
Labor Day Flowers
"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."
Cats and gardens.
Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.
"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."
"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."
Botany Baby!
"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"
Dog in Daisys
Bees SOS
'In Love'
Gardening Terms: Black Spot
The wife whisperer.
'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'
Valentine Day
The Garden
Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'
'This flower won't let go of my nose.'
Gardening#2
Flower Snob Mugs Collection
Flower Snob Pillows
Check out our floral-themed pillows—ideal for adding a touch of botanical charm to their home décor.
Flower Snob Prints
Browse our floral prints—beautiful, witty designs that celebrate their flower passion in a stylish way.
Flower Snob T-Shirts
Discover our flower snob t-shirts—mixing wit and style for floral enthusiasts who love to showcase their taste.