Flower Snob Mugs

'Hmph! Cheap flowers.'

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Social distancing

Doing the borders.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Labor Day Flowers

Cats and gardens.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Botany Baby!

Dog in Daisys

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Bees SOS

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Gardening#2

'In Love'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

The wife whisperer.

Valentine Day

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'